The Official Tour Blog of Cobra Golf

Nov 25, 2009 - 05:05 PM

Cobra Staff member and Golf Entertainer/World Long Drive Champion, Dan Boever, is visiting Iraq on a goodwill tour to meet with the troops. This is the seventh in a series of updates from his travels.

November 25, 2009 This is now our sixth day into the trip. I have spoken to my wife fewer than 30 minutes since we left and I think I have spoken to my kids for less than five minutes. The busy schedule and nine-hour time change has made it difficult to communicate.

Our day starts 10 minutes from our hotel with a trip to see the “Victory over America” palace. This bombed-out monstrosity is located on the grounds of Camp Slayer and could be the single biggest selfish waste of wealth I have ever seen. The area it is located in was a recreational retreat for Iraqi leaders, much like our President’s Camp David.

If you have ever sat at home and cringed during a loud thunder and lightning storm you would not have wanted to be near this place when U.S. Forces decided to give it an “open air” look.

Our second stop was much like the first as we toured the former Ba’ath Party Convention Center. Big Building. Big Holes. It would not have been a good place to be.

Our first clinic would actually be right around the corner from the convention center. MWR (Morale, Recreation and Welfare) had another group of troops set up to watch us hit balls at a building. I didn’t see much grass while there but I did see plenty of water and an abundance of big concrete targets.

Bobby and I made a few more holes while Captain Pavin came up a bit short. Guess who hit it straighter?

Our second stop was Camp Victory Driving Range. This would prove to be the best golf facility we would encounter. Sgt. First Class Byrd from West Point, Ga., made sure we had everything we needed and more.

Our man Watson grabbed a 3-iron that had to be made in 1936 and proceeded to hit balls like it was the latest technology. There may just a reason he has been a champion for so many years.

After Tom, Tim and Corey had done their thing Sgt. Bryd brought his big bad self out in front of the crowd and said we needed to move across the street so some poor private didn’t get bonked on the head.

Hey guess what we got to hit at? Yes, you are correct, more water and another building.  This time it was the location where Saddam was held.

Bobby got cranking with some tracers and then I took some shots at an open window that was calling my name. I can’t remember if I had permission but Mr. Byrd wasn’t around so what the heck. The troops wanted it and you gotta give the people what they want, right? I hit a bunch of balls close but couldn’t get it done.

Of course, the ever-competitive Watson jumped right in and tried to get it through. Although close on many, he got no cigar. Then Captain Pavin did his thing and even though he had a few near misses he would come up empty. Then came the “Big Dog”, Tim Simpson from Kooterville, Ga. In his hilarious southern drawl he said, “Hellllllll, let me try and hit it through that thar windrr.” A couple shots later, he had knocked it through and the troops went CRAZY! You would have thought it was the Super Bowl. Don’t let these cool tour players fool you, at the core they are just regular folks who want to hit golf balls at windows or anything that might break. God Bless America.

Our night ended with a meet and greet at the Camp Victory Recreation Center. It was a very intimate evening where we signed some autographs, heard some music from Matt Snook and played some pool. Best of all, we got the chance to speak with the troops.

I met a 32-year-old former golf pro who enlisted after Sept. 11. He said he wanted to find a way to do his part. He spent 15 months in Iraq, was home for the same amount of time and then re-deployed back to Iraq. His wife and two children, ages 12 and 9, are back at home. My heart went out to this young man knowing how much time he had been away from those he loves the most.

I asked what people like me could do to help.

“The families back home are the real heroes,” he said. “The spouses and kids who have to do it all are the ones who really need our help.

“When people ask if they can send something I tell them to send it to my wife and children. A gift or a note of encouragement goes a long way.”

Wow. He was just making a comment but I take it as a challenge to see what I can do to help families in the same way I would want mine to be helped.

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. I am already very thankful.